A nice collection of toilet and urinal screenshots from computer games. Why ask why?

Two words: Anal Bleaching.

At first I thought that this modular alarm clock project which includes a module that wakes you by cooking bacon would be pretty cool...then I realized that it only cooks a single slice or two. Oh cruel world!! When they perfect the "pounder" model, give me a call!

Oh...and the 2056 issue of The Onion is a must see. One again, their politics are questionable but there is some damned funny stuff going on over there!

I know, I know! Me no update LONG time! Sorry...just the way it is. Been doing the Net thing so long that it all looks boring to me anymore. But, I found a good timewaster for you all...a new South Park Character Creator. All the old ones are gone and this one simply kicks ass...they did a great job with it. The damned thing almost looks like me!