How to Fold a Shirt

(No...really. You will be AMAZED!)

Just one of the many card in the Road Rage Card Book...which has large (19" wide) cards for displaying your feelings to the drivers around you. They are even reverse typed on the back so they are viewable in the rear view mirror! Nice gift idea...

HOW To Kill a Mockingbird

Learn Yiddish with Dick and Jane (not dial-up friendly)...and what happens to their bubbie? Oy Gevalt! As funny as this Flash bit is, I bet the actual book is a whole bunch of mishigas!

Christ I wish they'd make the bozos they hire at the local fast food joints play Busy Burger as a test before they hire them!! You definitely need to be able to memorize the orders, operate the machines, and move your ass...something they don't seem to understand.

No picture. No description. Just click for one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while. Safe for work...just really, really weird.

Click on the "city" picture on the first page and then click around on the buildings to view "movies" of the inhabitants...pretty cool interface design and some mildly amusing scenes.

The Subservient Bartender Babe over at beer.com is a pretty good time waster...just type in a "command" and the bartender will comply. My favorite command is "kiss friend"...but there are a bunch of others. Try kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, lollipop, fuck, make love, rock, gun, bend, orgasm, cowgirl, flaunt, squeeze, wheel, play, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.

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Give Iraq a Kleenex and tell it to clean itself up. Tell Iraq to hurry, you ain't got all day.

I'd suggest that you try not to have ANY liquids in your mouth while you read "Ike Turner's Guide to Restoring America's Honor".

Just in time for big game muzzle-loading season here in PA, instructions on how to Hunt Whitetail Deer with a 12 pound Mountain Howitzer Cannon.

Got some time to waste? Zombie Squirrel Attack is just the ticket!

Create yer own punk tunes with The Dirty Punk Fuckin' Anarchy Machine. Amusing for five minutes...

Americana Oddities has a bunch of weird buildings from across the United States but none seemed as intriguing as Wonderworks in Orlando, Florida pictured at the left. It sounds like it is just as cool on the inside too...next time I'm down that way it's a definite must do!

I haven't posted anything from the Weebl & Bob website in a while...but their newest cartoon made me laugh out loud. Inane, childish humor...but I just thought I'd pass this on to you.

The "Lick N' Span" sink pictured at the right is only one of nine disturbing "gene spliced" appliances over at GenieCorp™. And if you think the "Lick N' Span" is disturbing as a picture...you should see it animated!

What do you think you will find at penisland.net??