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Links and comments from some drunken crackers in Bloomsburg, PA with the help of weirdos from all over the world.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

You are King Arthur of the Britons! You let no-one stand in your way, you are brave and strong! Keep searching, you'll find the grail yet!
Which Monty Python & the Holy Grail Character are you REALLY?

Friday, March 18, 2005

If your friends and the websites you frequent haven't turned you on to the video of the band "Hurra Torpedo" performing their cover of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" yet it's because your friends and the websites you visit are both incredibly lame.

Coolest. Band. EVAR!!

Friday, March 11, 2005

I hope to hell this is not the "new" SAT test they have talking about in the news...although I did get a perfect score on this one and only a 1260 on the "old" test!

Sexual Aptitude Test

Thursday, March 03, 2005

I almost had milk shooting out of nose while I read Jay Pinkerton's Superman Origin Comics. I highly suspect that the only reason I didn't have milk shooting out of my nose is because I hate milk and wasn't drinking any...

Coolest. Knife block. EVAR!!

Amusing and terribly geeky advert for a data backup company starring John Cleese. Make sure you watch the video and, for God's sake, don't press the third button when you're done!!

Wednesday, March 02, 2005


Welcome to the website of the Tourism Bureau for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

We would like to invite you to visit our communist paradise. Are you tired of the prosperity associated with living in a capitalist country? You'll find none of that in North Korea!
Q: What should I bring?

A: Please bring your passport, water, money, electricity, and food.