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Although there were by now strip joints in every city, eminent physicists still lacked any way they could visit them without ending their careers.

While desperate young scientists wore their fingers to the bone trying to imagine a way they might be able to watch girls strip and keep their research funding, the crucial work, as is so often the case, was being done by an amateur.

A short excerpt from "A Brief History of Lapdancing", a comic look at noted physicist Steven Hawking's recent trip to a UK strip club. There are even pictures of Steve and his favorite dancer "Tiger"...I wonder what I'll be doing for entertainment when I am 61?

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