Looks like it's poo humor day here at 3bruces...this time it the "classic" children's book Everyone Poops. I always thought it was obvious that early childhood education had gone to shit, I just never thought it was this bad...

More proof that when it comes to gross-out fecal humor, the Germans are far ahead of our feeble attempts.

If you've got ten minutes or so to waste, you could do worse than visiting the Flea Circus. My personal favorite for it's around bizarreness and for the fact that in a million years I doubt I would have ever thought of it is scene number 30 entitled "1939" (I can't link it...you'll just have to look for yourself) but there are some other good ones.

A "cute" little Valentine's Day animation...just don't watch it if you are offended by cannabalism, masturbation, gore, and/or tasteless humor.

The Valentine's Day Love Coupons over at the Onion are a hoot!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to toss a sausage around the world.

If you're like me, you sit around all day and think strange thoughts like:

"Hmmmm, I wonder how many naked Japanese girls you can fit in a phone booth?"

Fear not! That question has thankfully been answered (several times) by this video! And, yes, a link to a video which answers that question is probably not work safe...

Talk about your bizarre flash animations! August Strindberg and Helium is about as strange as it gets...but I kinda REALLY like it too.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindberg

I really don't know how to describe Big J's Birth Game...where you have to shoot babies out of the reclining woman's vagina into the passing prams. It's based on a minor British celebrity so I guess there's a joke I'm not getting but the game is reasonably amusing anywho.

Damn!! My weekend counldn't have started out any more depressing than finding out that there are no BaconWhores serving my area.