A former night-shift cook at the Denny's restaurant on Illinois Route 3 in Waterloo has been charged with aggravated battery after being accused of contaminating food and watching customers eat it...Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips...Lindhorst worked at the restaurant for about a year until he was fired in April for bringing brownies to work that he had baked with marijuana.

Well, I guess I'll be ordering something other than chicken stripes with honey mustard if I head to Denny's after the bars this weekend. Sure, this occurred a thousand plus miles away but why takes chances?! I think I'll have the brownie sundae instead...