The most improbable contest imaginable for Lord Stanley's Cup begins tomorrow night...here's a little primer on the basic rules of hockey for you to print out for yourself or those annoying people who say they won't watch hockey because "they don't understand it."

This is just the basics and is fine for the casual or irregular viewer. It doesn't cover things like the different penalties and some of the finer points like the "delayed offside" which I have seen dozens of times and still don't care what it is!

A woman has been arrested and charged with possession of 266 dead parrots. Then again, maybe they we're just resting...although they were embalmed gray parrots and not Norwegian Blues! It's more likely that they all keeled over dead when they heard about David Hasselhoff's upcoming rap career...

You Are Flirt-able!
You are the best of both worlds - sexy and friendly, but not in either box.
Your charm is addicting, and you always have plenty of people flirting with you.
And if you want to turn things up, that's always an option for you.
You have plenty of options - without being the person everyone has already done :-)

Are You F***able?

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Scott found this weird ass looping Flash animation depicting a group of Nazi monkeys (it's a VERY small file.) They must be off duty Nazi monkeys though because they aren't goosestepping!