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Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Like everyone I occasionally wonder, "what the hell is that nutcase Michael Jackson up to these days?" Well, it seems that when he isn't topping off his waxwork complection with a goofy looking afro for a party (see left) he's doing what any socially concious, wealthy individual does to help better the society they live in: he's travelling to tourist trap reproduction Scandanavian villages and berating public officials for their lack of Taco Bells while wearing a Spiderman mask. Really. I am NOT making this up.

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Dilemma of the Day #1: why do I have to call a guy named Larry to order Montana Tom's Pie in a Jar? Dilemma #2? Why *is* there pie in a jar in the first place? At nearly $20 each they'd better be hella-better than Pop Tarts - "The Original Mailable Fruit and Pastry Treat™"!

Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Thug Bear
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