Like everyone I occasionally wonder, "what the hell is that nutcase Michael Jackson up to these days?" Well, it seems that when he isn't topping off his waxwork complection with a goofy looking afro for a party (see left) he's doing what any socially concious, wealthy individual does to help better the society they live in: he's travelling to tourist trap reproduction Scandanavian villages and berating public officials for their lack of Taco Bells while wearing a Spiderman mask. Really. I am NOT making this up. |