In an amazing development, for once in the history of the world PETA and I believe the same idea: Wisconsin really should change it's state drink from milk to beer! Of course, I could give a rats ass about milk being defacto theft and the horrible treatment of dairy cattle...I think beer should be EVERY state's official drink. Especially now that you can make it in your washing machine.

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The hell with protesting war, racism or poverty...we have to stop "Women Against Blowjobs" before it's too late!

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We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!

I scored a perfect 6 out of 6 on the Urinal Test over at Drinknation.com. It's a quick test of your knowledge of the unwritten laws of unrinal usage ettiquette...and, remember, question 6 is VERY tricky...

Every once in a while I run across something so painfully disturbing that I just have to post it. I won't put up a captured graphic for this, I won't make much of an attempt to describe it. It really is one of those things you have to see to disbelieve. And it's most assuredly not safe for work, unless your job involves the creation, reviewing or distribution of homoerotic balloon fetish videos. So prepare yourself for Buster's Bear Dance Party!

The other thought that crossed my mind whilst viewing this was that our friend John Cole may want to change the name of his website. I understand his reasoning for the name, I just find the term Balloon Juice a bit disturbing right now. I suppose I'll get over it though...

I, for one, welcome our new Blogging masters! It seems that Pyra Labs the creator of Blogger has been purchased by my favorite search engine company, Google.

Neither of them really acknowledges this yet - but a pre-release of the story has already hit the web. A great acquisition for Google and definately gotta be a boost for Ev Williams (The Man at Pyra) but how or if this will effect blogging in general remains to be seen.

Ben Affleck has only ever directed one movie and that was 10 years ago...one would think that after the film "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney" he'd be getting more work. Or not.

Recently, it has been brought to my attention the male's attitude towards Valentine's Day. Apparently, men feel that this is a holiday invented for the benefit of women and the vendor(s). After careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that the men's feelings are valid.

I have discussed this with a distinguished panel of fellow women and we have decided to offer compensation. We have declared March 14th National Steak and Blow-Job Day. Of course, as with any offer from women, there comes conditions. Well, maybe not "conditions" so much as say an "incentive program". The bigger and better the gift on Valentine's Day, the bigger the Steak and the better the.... well you get the idea.

Just FYI, I like my steaks medium rare and my blowjobs well done! Don't forget to bring me a card too dammit.

Also...this going around pretty heavily today and it needs to be mentioned that although many people are CLAIMING to have made this up and are incorrectly citing the day as March 20th, the original impetuous for this was from radio personalities Storm and Birdsey and the date is March 14th, exactly one month after Valentine's Day. Just wanted to make sure credit was given where credit was due.

Two weeks ago it was revealed that Microsoft's MSN portal targeted Opera users, by purposely provided them with a broken page. As a reply to MSN's treatment of its users, Opera Software today released a very special Bork edition of its Opera 7 for Windows browser. The Bork edition behaves differently on one Web site: MSN. Users accessing the MSN site will see the page transformed into the language of the famous Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show: Bork, Bork, Bork!

I haven't been keeping up with the Opera releases but that sucker is almost worth downloading...except that I have absolutely no use for the MSN Portal either so I'd have to purposely download Opera, install it and go to the MSN page just for a two second chuckle. Eh, I guess the press release is good enough!

We here a 3bruces Central are, for the first time, somewhat happy that we don't live anywhere near Dave the Vent Guy! Why? It seems that Dave is in the process of quitting smoking...here is a little proof from his AOL Instant Messenger "away message"...

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Auto response from TheCapsticks: i would like to kill whoever decided that smoking was bad, i hope they die a slow and painful death as implemented by hundreds of people who are trying to quit...

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Good luck Dave...and my condolences to the families of those who have to work with Dave tomorrow!

Dude, you're getting a misdemeanor! "Dell Dude" portrayer Benjamin "Steven" Curtis was busted for marijuana possesion last night. Now, honestly, who didn't see that coming? Speaking of computer spokespersons, I suppose Ellen Feiss has best watch her ass now!

Send someone you love/hate an Anti-Valentine Card.

I really have no way to describe Feed the Nine-Mouthed Baby that would do it justice - all I can say is I tended to do better once I was feeding the baby beer, pizza, lobster and pet rabbits rather than lollipops and cake...that can't be a good thing.

The animated adventures of Cutethulu...ach, that the image of the Great Ones has fallen to this.

Damn! This beer could have the same rancid, syphilitic crotch sweat taste as Budweiser and I'd still buy it just so I could walk around the bar sporting that label! Someone seriously needs to buy me a Piss Pak for my birthday...

The most annoying game I've played recently. Simple to learn yet challenging...give it a try.

I've always been happy with the robust quality of the equipment I've bought from Apple Computer (my Apple //+ purchased in 1981 still boots and runs just fine) but the story floating about the net concerning a "baked apple" laptop is pretty over the top. It seems that some woman brought a Titanium Powerbook into a dealer that had been left in the oven at 400°F for about 20 minutes! The case was scorched on the top, the LCD screen was horribly mutilated and the keys on the keyboard were disfigured - yet the machine booted and ran just fine! The LCD works kinda (looks like total crap) but with an external monitor and keyboard hooked up it functions perfectly. Check out the pictures linked from this message board, it's pretty incredible. The guy didn't say anything but I'd venture that the CD-ROM drive is screwed though...and trying to rebuild it would probably cost more than buying a new one...oh well, still trivially interesting!

Earlier in the week we get assailed by a vast pictorial of Courtney Love parading around naked and having her "asshole waxed" and now we find out that she was arrested on her arrival in London yesterday after becoming "verbally abusive towards our cabin crew and disruptive." After reading the text accompanying the "photo session" and this article, I am surprised that they haven't put out a suicide watch on her because she is obviously just a bit out of control these days - even for her!

By the way, the photo seesion and interview is available through the following links and is as "safe" as anything containing nude photos of Courtney Love can be!

Courtney Love Photo "Spread"
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One of the participating musicians told me for him this project is "an experiment in subverting the commercial element of the original to present the inner world." Another mused that it could just be "really hot, or really evil, or both and sick, or maybe a little beautiful."

The project in question is Pornorchestra. which is described as "an attempt to radically reinterpret the soundtrack to pornographic film" by getting a diverse group of musicians together to perform live, improvised music to pornographic film. An interview with one of the founders is pretty enlightening since most of them really think porn sucks for the most part but they believe they may be able to at least elevate the quality of the music. You can probably catch some of their work over at Fluffertrax, the 24-hour per day internet porn soundtrack radio feed. Caution! Tragic overuse of guitars hooked up to "wah-wah" peddles is almost certain...

Linkage via the ever excellant BoingBoing!