He fights crime, and he can sing. Batman the musical!

Heres some more toy info. An advanced pic of the new Supergirl fig. A question for Rev, can cousins in Kansas marry?

For no reason other than i think its great, the cover of this months issue of Wonder Woman

Also here are scans of Wonder Woman comics from the forties. Just go to the covers gallery. Thanks Sappho!

The new soldier, based on a comic design. I have always said, any new idea can be traced back to a comic book.

I know for a fact that a few years back when Reverend Brian was very active in our one local fire company that he was not alerted to the possibility of a rocket powered firetruck when they were looking at purchasing a new unit. Hell, I would have went active for a chance at driving one of these monsters!

Ahh! A nice relaxing night at home. There's nothing like sitting on the couch and arm wrestling Sigmund Freud. No, really I'm not kidding! The graphics aren't amazing and the game play isn't stunning but it was worth it just for the one time I lost on one of the higher difficulty levels and good old Siggy said, "Yeeees! C'mon! Who's the daddy of psychotherapy?!" Priceless.

A charity auction at a local Rotary club in Austrailia has led to a Member of Parliament being purchased as a slave by a brothel owner.

"I hope he will leave with an informed decision on what Australian brothels are all about and it will help him in his political career to make informed decisions that he might not have been able to make before," Ms Kenworthy said.

Mr Haase, a member of Prime Minister John Howard's party seemed relaxed about the prospect of working in a brothel.

"You can't be half-hearted about fundraising for significant charities and I think I'm big enough to play the game," he said.

Yeah buddy, the "working girls" will determine if you're "big enough to play the game!"

I dont know if anyone is interested, but i have been waiting for this for years. Here is the best Superman action figure ever made!

Rev Brian : Perhaps we could introduce him to this one?

Who uses Sphincterine? Men, Women, Straight or Gay, everyone who has an ass can benefit from Sphincterine. Sphincterine was developed to clean, stimulate and refresh while giving the user complete confidence in any situation.

How Does Sphincterine Work? Natural ingredients including Aloe Vera to soothe, Menthol to stimulate and herbal extracts to cleanse and refresh all contribute to the effectiveness of Sphincterine. These quality natural ingredients work together to thoroughly cleanse while giving the user a wonderfully unique stimulating sensation.

Is it okay if I taste Sphincterine? Yes. Sphincterine has a pleasant minty flavor that tastes great and unlike soaps and wipes, it does not leave a bitter taste. Sphincterine actually uses food-grade ingredients in its formulation.

What if Sphincterine gets on my private parts? No problem. In fact many users of Sphincterine apply it to the entire area with interesting results! Try it and you’ll understand.

Sounds like the peope over at mintyass.com are trying to cash in on the Altoids urban legend...but I have to admit I'm almost tempted to buy a bottle of Sphincterine for a gag gift!

I almost forgot to blog this AGAIN...if any of you freaks who read this page have nothing better to do on Labor Day this year, get your ass to our locale for the River Rat Rockfest!! It's your chance to see a few up and coming bands including Breaking Benjamin, whose debut release "Saturate" will be released on Hollywood Records on August 27th. Also playing will be Negative Space (hey Rick!), Dead Leaves (my old friend Jamie's band), the Poptart Monkeys (no comment), The Darcie Miner Band, Julian Fist, Nevermoure and Brok'n (met someone from the bands step uncle-in-law or something last weekend.)

It's only $15 to get in ($10 in advance) and Breaking Benjamin, Negative Space and Dead Leaves alone are more than worth that price - they are very, very good bands. I've also heard good press about Darcie Miner and Nevermoure while Brok'n and Julian Fist are kind of off my radar (I haven't seen either band and I haven't heard anything from anyone whose opinion I feel I can trust on these two.) Oh yeah. I still have no comment on the Poptart Monkeys...they're fucking "clown shoes."

The BIG bonus on this is that it's only three miles from my house...that is just too cool. The Yahoo! Map link is about a block off but I'm sure it will be painfully obvious where it is when you get there.

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Well, in checking things out it seems that this may be the last gig for Julian Fist. According to a news item on their website posted Saturday, August 17th, they've decided to break up. Too bad, the song I downloaded from their site sounded pretty good - I hope they'll still be at the show, I'd love to hear it live.

Damn! I really wish I knew somebody in Ethopia now that found EthioGift, a site which allows you to send gifts to people in Ethiopia. For just over $120 US I could send someone a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label and, ahem, a "Very Big Sheep" - which for some reason amuses me greatly!

Cool! The long promised Ramones tribute album being produced by Rob Zombie is finally a go! While I'm not totally thrilled by the selection of tracks, I think it will be worth hearing "Blitzkrieg Bop" as interpreted by Rob Zombie and Rancid covering "Sheena is a Punk Rocker!" All in all, "We're a Happy Family" sounds like a winner - even with Marilyn Manson doing "The KKK Took My Baby Away"...

Dwarf Tossing old hat for you? Then why not step up to Dwarf Darts! Bouterdart is a bit tough to get the hang of but gets to be pretty fun after awhile. Now, if they only had a network version so I could try to kick Dave's ass at it head-to-head...

There's a new meaning to the term "family jewels" now that LifeGem has perfected a process by which the cremated remains of your loved one can be made into a synthetic diamond.

After three years of trial and error using the cremated remains of several animals and a cadaver, VandenBiesen said, a diamond-manufacturing laboratory outside of Munich, Germany, reported success in April. The lab, owned by an American company, said that one human body could yield up to 50 stones of varying sizes, VandenBiesen said.

I hope that I am not the only one who thinks that this is actually a really cool idea!

Not your average web game, Armadillo Knight is one of the few Flash games I've ever played that seems like, if expanded upon, could become somewhat addictive. Really crisp, clean graphics and excellent gameplay are already a part of this game...with some work I think it would be a winner. The downloads for the menu and the main module are even VERY tolerable on a 56k dialup so don't hesitate to play this one - it rocks!

Go take the Coolness Test...it's a humbling experience.

The "virtual smoke break" posted the other day would be the perfect site to visit after you go get your "virtual blowjob"...

If you have a problem with 9/11 imagery being used in a humorous manner, then by all means do NOT click here. It really is very, very funny and doesn't make fun of the situation at all, I'm probably just being overcautious with this approach....

It must be "Flash Friday" here at 3bruces! This is a pretty cool little trio of challenges, sort of like a mini-triatholon. Paddle your tube twice around the island, climb the rock face and then cliff dive inbetween the floating bouys in the Camp Runamok Thunder Challenge. Best I've managed is a Silver Medal - see if you can do better. This means you Dave, if you can tear yourself away from Pongling long enough to play this game! One or the other of these Flash bits came from Red Dwarf's site, I figured I'd best give him a plug since we've been ignoring him lately!

Use your discretion when playing the little "edu-tainment" game over at Planet Prostate. Before you click, ask yourself one simple question: "How do I really feel about having an animated sperm teach me facts about a gland located in my ass?"

A day in the life of two specimen jars. A very funny animation - and a nice, short download to boot. If you have Flash installed, you'll love this!

Another one bites the dust. Drowning Pool lead singer found dead on tour bus. No cause of death has been found as of yet, who wants to bet AGAINST heroin?

There are very few times I wish I lived closer to a large city. There are much fewer times when i wish that city is in California. The odds get REALLY long when that city is San Francisco! But, the more times I see event listings for DNA Lounge, the more I'd love to be able to hang out there. Been to some okay clubs in D.C., NYC clubs just seem to have that "we're a NYC club" pretense that makes me want to burn them down - but the only places I've ever been to that seem to rival what DNA sounds like are in Toronto - which is a nice, solid six hour drive away.

I only bring this up because of an event being held there soon by the EFF. You do know of the Electronic Frontier Foundation? You do send them money like I do? Why you ask...because they are the best and brightest of the net world fighting to keep the dream of the internet alive. They are fighting to keep the protocols open, the speech free and overbearing government regulation out. You need to send them money!! If you don't have the cash today, we have a permanent link in our sidebar to their Free Speech Campaign news. Go there, read up on their activities and donate when/if you can. Donate your time if that's all you've got!! Or go to their functions and spend some of that mad party cash you spread around. These guys are the real deal and they need our support...

...that said, it still really sucks that I can't hit their upcoming event. There's just something about seeing Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher from ST:TNG) and Barney the Dinosaur duke it out in Celebrity Boxing that just tickles my fancy...

Really hilarious little Flash animation documenting the adventures of a ninja massage therapist. Good stuff...

Here's a nice breakdown of the Top Earning Dead Celebrities. It really kinda sucks that someone who has been dead since 1977 is still making over $30 million per year...I really feel like a big loser now!

Sorry, more Flash! Or is it a Shockwave game? Same difference, Pongling is what you get when you cross good old Pong with bowling. You have to see it to understand but it is pretty addictive once you start playing.

Here's a fun little Flash quiz game, Whose Boobs? All you have to do is guess the owner of the celebrity boobs (they're clothed so it's reasonably "work safe".) It grades a bit on the harsh side though, I only missed one and it gave me a reprimand!

Well, I finally broke down and instead of trying to resurrect the old archive script - I wrote a new one. The good thing is that the new script is somewhat "adaptive" and should get around anything but VERY major changes to the output format from Blogger. So, the archives are finally operational again...enjoy...

Why we must invade Iraq.

Rev. B : This cute little flash animation makes the fairly obvious observation that the majority of the countries in the middle east are our enemies. I wouldn't disagree with that. When Iraq falls, the rest will fall in short order. As for Israel - She may have devoloped WMD in secret from a lot of countries but the US was and is well aware of it. For the most part I think we financed it as well.

That said, when we posted "The Mgt has decided to remove damn near all politics from 3bruces" Zenturian this applies to you too.

Take aim and fire away! Use your mighty stream to wash the cigarette butts down the urinal drain...

What else can one say about The Tales of the Plush Cthulu other than 'Ia! Ia! Cthulu fhtagn!'?

Batman, he aint no Fortunate Son no!

What could be more fun than a Flash game involving cliff-diving monkeys?! Watch out for those rocks!

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A really, really scathingly funny timeline outlining the continuing degradation of Michael Jackson's face. Absolutely hilarious...

After

"Oh mighty Isis in the sky, lift me up and let me fly" All you need to know about the old TV show Isis.

Nick Cage sells his comics. Time is now to own comics once owned by a movie star.

You know it's going to be a good day when one of the first sites you stumble is as cool as this! If you are at all interested in the artwork of M.C. Escher, you might want to check out this site where they explain the mathematics of Escher's distorted works, show you how to create them yourself and then animate a few of his works in endless loops with pretty nifty results. The animations are a bit large but they are worth the wait (especially the one on the right.)

While poking around for something the other week, I ran across the Famous Locations website. Basically, they catalog locations which are shown in movies and provides some info on them. I just got around to looking at it tonight and was happy to see that they did quite a job with locations from The Sound of Music. It brought back memories of sipping Radler (which was NOT premixed back then) at the cafe on Mirabellplatz after hanging out at the open-air market on Thursdays, visiting Hellbrunn where they have a dedicated pavillion and checking out the Mozarteum Music School (factoid: when they are riding from this location to Salzburg in the movie, they turn the wrong way when they get to the main road!) Then they even mention the Salzkammergut region which is home to one of the most beautiful places I've ever been - Hallstatt, Austria. Memories... ...actually, a bit more research just turned up that as of 1997 Hallstatt is considered a UNESCO World Heritage Site. I had known that the area contains the earliest known artifacts of Celtic origin ever found - but this is a great honor for them.

Hallstatt, Austria

I know Rev. B blogged the Icy Hot Stuntaz website a long time ago but it's time for an update. The page is either a complete joke or a bunch of pasty as hell suburban white boyz who think they're some kind of gangsta rap band (even though they look like the chicks from B'witched could bitchslap them into next week!) Well, now you too can get your very own Icy Hot Stuntaz Name - which I know you've all been just dying to get. My tag be Craaazy White Boy! Ya'll got a problem wit dat, bitch!? Word, out.

This is why I really, really hate it when I miss the Macworld Expo in NYC. Screw Steve Job's keynote speech, I go for all the cool schwag you can get out on the Expo floor! Last time I went I came back with four t-shirts, an external numeric keypad for my laptop (free for giving a product testimonial without being asked for it) and enough fridge magnets, buttons, letter openers, frisbees and other crap to last a lifetime - and half the companies went belly up since then so they're even cooler now. My prized possession from that trip is a "GoLive Cybersystems" t-shirt - I think Adobe bought them a month after the show...

Must resist urge to purchase! How can I not buy a copy of the Bat Thumb DVD?! How can I live with myself if I don't watch as super hero Wuce Bane (a.k.a. Bat Thumb) and his trusty sidekick, Blue Jay, are called upon to save Gaaathumb City from the evil, despicable, and poorly dressed "No Face?" I mean, it's only $7.49 and it was written by Steve Oedekerk who was responsible for Ace Ventura, Jimmy Neutron and The Nutty Professor...help me!

Remember the good, old computer game Breakout? Well, except for the changes brought about by Arkanoid and it's inevitable knockoffs there have been few alterations to the gameplay in this genre for 20+ years: until now! If you like these games go try out Gravityball, it's a refreshing alteration of the physics of the Breakout style games and has kept me interested for a few days now...

...and if you've got anything at all that you want to do this weekend, do NOT go to this webpage!! Faithful reproductions of Defender, Robotron, Joust and many other games that will suck the will out of you to do anything but wallow in the computer chair with a "vidiot" stare!

Okay, this is just plain friggin' weird. Photocopy or "ink print" a clear picture of your ass and mail it out along with $100 and Sylvester Stallone's mother will perform "Rumpology" on it and predict your future. And, no, I'm not kidding! A quick search also found a site where she will send the materials for making the print and you get the same 49-page report for only $49.95, so it pays to shop around when you're thinking about getting your ass read. They even return your print to you because, and I quote, "you may want to frame [it] as a family keepsake when the fates smile on you." Yeah, sure, whatever you say. I don't know about you but 49 pages of information gleaned from a print of my ass just doesn't sound like good reading...

...but I am proud that I managed to type all of that without referring to it as "ass-trology"!

Instead of trashing hotel rooms, Poison drummer Rikki Rockett has now become a "toilet tagger." Hopefully his actions don't lead to hotels using methods like these to prevent such activities!