Indeed, all things must pass: George Harrison, the so-called "Quiet Beatle," whose contributions to rock 'n' roll were anything but, died Thursday afternoon in Los Angeles following a lengthy battle with cancer. He was 58.

Finally! I finally found an oppositional organization to the Christian Scientists over at the Institute for Druidic Technology and it's pretty funny stuff too. Well, actually, BOTH sites are fairly amusing but at least one of them realizes that they are full of shit!

For those who enjoyed the crime scene photos the other day, here is a site that has information and photos from the Helter Skelter killings. The site has been getting hammered lately, you may have to keep trying to get through. If you have trouble, why not stop over at ex-Manson Family member Tex Watson's website, Abounding Love Ministries and while you're at it who wouldn't want Susan Atkins, another participant in the killings, to write them every month? Creepy!

More great gift ideas can be found over at Rotten Cotton - I wish I weren't so broke this holiday season because my friends would be getting some of these!

For Bob	For Scotty	For Rev. Brian	For Matt

Flash silliness abounds out there as usual! Although quite juvenile to a degree, the Poop Machine is great fun as is the Penis Scale. Neither comes anywhere near the obnoxity and tastelessness of the seasonal game Santa: Fat, Drunk and Perverted!

Well, family members have been hammering me about what I want for Christmas and, as usual, I don't want anything that I feel is within the realm of what I think anybody should spend! I was really considering a 2002 Czech Olympic hockey jersey but in the process of looking for cheaper prices I stumbled across a company that sells imported jerseys from Europe and Russia. Coolest of all, they have 17 different jerseys from the German Elite League!! Now which one to pick, since they're all pretty cool...

I really like the design of the Berlin Capitals jersey but the Landshut Cannibals jersey is simply cool as hell. Then again, the Frankfurt Lions jersey has ads for the Sony Playstation on it which just kicks ass! I wonder how long it will be before corporate sponsorship ends up on NHL jerseys to help cover rising salaries?!

Of course, I could just design my own custom jersey or get a Penn State jersey. Damn, the choices are endless!

"Irrational Exuberance" is yet another in the long line of Flash videos which make little or no sense to the perfectly sane. Wait, I apologize, it's a "fanimutation" not a video. I never figured out what "yatta" (maybe?) is but, like they say at the end, "you feel it first in your scrotum!"

"I'm Goth Chick. I guarantee that you'll be able to sell your soiled clothes to Internet perverts on eBay within 3 weeks or your money back!"

Sound good to you? Then check out Camgirl Training School!

Thinking about getting your tongue pierced? Two words for you: brain abcess.

I found this amusing little X-mas parody song over at Everlasting Blort and thought you'd all like it. I guess we here at 3bruces did our shopping a bit early this year!

Okay, last one for me and then it's pure, blissful sleep. Got some time to blow? Head on over to Uncontrol and you'll find some of the damn coolest Flash experiments I've seen in a while. They're not huge downloads and if you play with them enough you'll be amazed at what you find that you can modify about each one. I've been dorking aorund with the site for DAYS now and it still has me fascinated!

Yee hah! I found great satire!! What could be more well done than the Etch-a-Sketch Technical Support Page? Satire always relies on simplicity and this is absolutley beautiful in it's minimalism.

Maybe I'm just not getting the zeitgeist of the idea but dammit if all of the pictures over at the Bloodfighting Barbies don't look the same to me?! I mean, yeah, some different outfits and stuff but it's all just an idea that had potential and was mishandled entirely. Sigh! Whatever happened to great satire?

And now for something completely different - a collection of police forensic photos (definately not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach!)

Bored? Try some virtual sheep herding to help you focus. It's much harder than it looks...

You know what jerks my chain about all these "which character from XXXXXX am I most like" quizes on the net? Well, take the which Lord of the Rings character am I most like quiz for example. When I finished I knew that "if I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Eomer, Man of Rohan, heir to the throne, nephew of Theoden and brother of Eowyn" which is great, but I'd like to know why!!! Sorry, I'm not a LOTR geek and it's not a character that struck my fancy when I read the series (which I'm re-reading in prepartion for the movie release!)

Oh gee! It looks like Blogger is actually going to let me post. I guess I'll start with a Zen Crossword puzzle to get y'all in the mood!

Alright! Alright! The "Pennsylvania State Holiday" is over for me and I'll be blogging on a regular basis again. 155 pounds, 7 points, 10:45am, 400 yard uphill (very) drag out of a ravine through thick brush. Yes, I am exhausted but it's nothing that 50¢ drafts, 25¢ wings and Monday Night Football can't cure. Of course, I'll be constantly tempted to stalk and slaughter Dennis Miller for being bastardly pretentious while I'm trying to enjoy football...

Sweet! It seems that Douglas Adams had all but completed the sixth book for the Hitchhiker's series prior to his death and it is going to be released next May!

Yo! Y'all drop on over and get yo ebonicized history lesson 'cause The General, Tommy J and Big Bad Ben are in the house! Word.

Well, the hunting trip was successful as usual! I fired some shots but firearms weren't involved and in general I basically swilled beer, napped, ate breakfast and stumbled into the woods to sleep. It was beautiful out there the past few days and well worth the time and effort spent trudging for miles into the forest each day lugging food, water and my rifle. I saw tons of wildlife, did some good male-bonding with my brother and father and stopped and helped my mother bake pies on the way home - amongst other, less mentionable, activities. It's nice to be back though...

Hey there Bruce fans! I'm leaving you at the mercy of Reverend Brian for a few days while I'm off hunting bear in Tioga County Pennsylvania (we'll be in the big green forest area hunting bear, not shooting tame animals at the slaughter-farm whose site this map is on!) I'll be posting again around Thursday or so since our cabin lacks any phone service at all - unless I happen to find someplace to plug my laptop into a phone line! Wish me luck!

Nifty collection of fridge magnets for sale based on a spoof of the old "Dick and Jane" books. Sweet!

"Pong... It's Not Just A Game" - very funny 152k Flash that is well worth the wait, even if it is just a bit silly.

Anybody want to chip in and buy a case of ShitBegone toilet tissue? I don't need 96 rolls but I think it would make great X-mas gifts!

Gun down defenseless and annoying Teletubbies! Where was this game back when they were all the rage and I was tired of hearing about them? Heck, you can even shoot the sun out of the sky - wot fun!

Cursor Rallye is a simple yet frustrating Java game that will have you tearing hair from your head if you bother to play it!

Here are two examples of Johnathon's "Personal Injury Warning System" - a series of graphics depicting accidents that have occured during his life. Weird but compelling.

Great article over at the Wall Street Journal which details how today's media would have covered World War II. Absolutely spot-on!

I am happy to see that one of my favorite animators the notorious John Krickfalusi, protege of my favorite animator Ralph Bakshi, hasn't been thoroughly banished to his Spumco website - he has a new cartoon on Fox called "The Ripping Friends" filled with more fart jokes than you can shake a stick at!!

Strange day indeed! Perfect day for a Flash animation of Vikings enjoying themselves in Valhalla - that is, if Vikings were to have nearly unintelligible cockney accents and if Valhalla were a Turkish food stand serving gyros...click in fear my friends, click in fear!!

It just amazes me that there always seems to be another bizarre sexual fetish that I would never have thought of in a million years that somebody else is so into it boggles the mind! I mean, back in February we blogged about people with fetishes for women who were wearing headphones, women with big noses and women who sneeze. Then in May it was some guy who has a fetish for women with braces and people who are turned on by toy balloons. And God forbid we'd even mention dolphinsex.org or a website with personal ads from gay men who get turned on by Nazi uniforms again!!

But now you can add Men Under Water to that list. As they say:

This is an ADULT site! By entering this site, you attest that you desire to see images of men with men wet and underwater. If you do not desire to see such material, then go away. OTHERWISE, GET READY TO HOLD YOUR BREATH & TAKE THE PLUNGE!

Sheesh! Some confused Christians will wear the darndest things!

A tip o' the helmet to Everlasting Blort for two of the links.

Men hate shopping, a survey of 18 to 24-year-old men has confirmed.

So a Scottish shopping centre has set out to attract their girlfriends by offering "surrogate boyfriends" who will accompany the ladies during their spending spree.

The surrogates have vowed to admire and compliment the lady shoppers, to be enthusiastic and attentive.

The world just gets stranger and stranger...

PayPaul!

(This site is not associated with RobPeter.Com and we don't appreciate people who Rob Peter to Pay Paul.  Paul has nothing against Peter and would like him to keep his money. )

Bullies Reunited is a site for those of us who spent our schooldays tormenting, ridiculing and psychologically disturbing other children who were smaller, weirder, younger, poorer - or, indeed, richer than ourselves. Kids who wore glasses. Kids who walked a bit funny. Kids who needed go to the toilet too often. More...

We've licensed the Friends Reunited database and can now offer a prestige and innovative "Locate Your Victim" service. Or to put it into schoolyard parlance, you can check out those snivelling little wankers who was scared of ya and mebe they is still scared of ya?

Cool GIF animation of a small Fuel-Air Explosive and a study of the posssible use of similar thermobaric weapons in the current conflict.

It's a bit of a challenge but once you get used to the physics this Flash ping pong game is really fun!

A woman began a lifelong sentence behind bars Friday, never to be released, for murdering and skinning her boyfriend in a cannibal orgy.

I've listened to stories from guys who felt they were lucky they got through a divorce with the shirt on their back - at least, unlike this poor guy, they got to keep their backs!

Do you enjoy riding sidesaddle on your man's face, but he gets a bit seasick? Does your man enjoy giving you a good facial, but you hate those annoying nasal shots or having to clean your contacts out?

Well the folks here at Spankie have brought NASA technology to your boudoir.

Your objective is to hit the STOP button when you see:

* Guns
* Bombs
* Drugs
* Money

Be aware of items that look threatening but are not and remember that doctors are allowed to carry on medical equipment.

Now get to work!!

Fake or Foto? challenges you to decide which pictures are real and which ones are computer generated. I did well, scoring 8 correct out of 10, how many can you guess?

I haven't had any complaints about the pictures I post on the site I run for my friends band lately but just in case I may redo the site to require this new plug-in which should take care of most of the problems!

Just plain creepy 187k Flash morphing Michael Jackson across the last 25 years. It just gives me the willies watching it!!

Name:    Jason Burton   Gender:  Male Dream Girl:  One (or more) heavy fe-mullet chain smoker who is "into" family members    Hobbies:  cooking crystal meth, Drag racing my Iroc,  and amateur pornography.  Transportation:  1986 Iroc Prison Record:  3 months for possession of a controlled substance.  Quote:  "I achieve my feather with a brisk blow drying and my curly waves are eu natural.." Interests:  Girls in tight clothing. Favorite Rock Group:  Twisted Sister, Cinderella, and RATT. Contact:  jburton@familyarena.com Nicknames: Mulletman

Just one of the fine catches to be had at America's #1 Mullet Dating Service!

COFFEE!!!

If you had never formed the opinion that people who wore Spandex were complete and utter freaks, just ten minutes spent over at Spandex Wear will change your mind forever on that subject. Check out the "costume" section/ Creepy.

I have always used Tali-Ban - remember, it's strong enough for a camel, but made for an asshole.

Courtesy of those freaks over at Everlasting Blort.

Well, sometimes it doesn't pay to be right on top of the cutting edge of worthless crap on the internet! The other day I blogged the rather humorous Taliban phone call and now somebody has taken that sound file and added graphics to it, all while shrinking the overall file size by a huge amount. It should have been done this way from the beginning.

Cool ass Flash collection of sound bytes featuring Samuel L. Jackson from various movies he's starred in. Man, this shit's slicker than the back seat of Shaft's El Dorado! Most of them center around one scene from Pulp Fiction that is among my favorite scenes ever filmed and yet avoids my favorite part of the scene - natch...

If you do not immediately go view the martial arts technique generator I will assume the foolish otter stance and then introduce you to the orange kraken of the slicing squid assault.

Hmm, it seems that Freak Show Mikey beat Quille DeSade's unofficial Guiness record of 100 by getting 132 new body piercings in one sitting but he didn't officially beat the record which stands at 90.

"Doing Guinness would have killed me," he said. "One 15 minute break in eight hours, to me that's stupid. I'm paying attention to my body. When I need a break, I take one."

I'm thinking that when my brain says "ouch" when the first one goes in I should know I'm an idiot. But, then again, I have seven unnatural holes in my body so who am I to talk?

Crimeny! Your parents are coming up the stairs to your apartment and you've got to hide all the incriminating evidence before they get here! You know the stuff. Your stash, porn mags and hookah. Oh yeah, and your monged out friend, the porn site on your computer, the used condoms, the tell-tale smoke in the air, etc...

Even though I am really psyched about the impending opening of The Lord of the Rings movie, I must say that when I found out that a movie was being made about the life of pornstar Ron Jeremy I became highly intrigued. Somehow I doubt I'll get to see it until it hits video though - rats!

Nervous about your job in these uncertain times? Head on over to the Dismal Scientist Layoff Calculator and find out what the odds are of you being laid off. I've got a 4.4% chance of being in the bread lines, I suppose I can live with that.

Okay, okay! I know! It's another stupid name generator! But don't you really need to know what your name is in Hawaiian? First name only please and tell them Kelekolio sent you!

I'm surprised I haven't seen these suckers around yet! TireFlys are small leds that screw onto the valve stem of your car and then light up while you are driving to create a glowing ring of light. At only $8 a pair I'm surprised that all the rice boys around town don't have them on already!

If you have a taste for scandalous lingerie at scandalous prices take a look at the Agent Provocateur site out of jolly olde England. £185 for a corset?! that's nearly $300 before shipping and duty fees!! Heck, you could get an entire hooker dressed in Victoria's Secret stuff for that kind of cash most places! Of course, the Agent Provocateur site is much cooler than the Victoria's site - and they've got to pay those Flash programmers somehow!

I came home from kindergarden; I was about to have a birthday in a few days. Mom was standing in our little living room, with the television on, which was very unusual. We never watched television during the day. It was one of those furniture-like sets: yellowish-brown wood, with a fabric grill covering the speaker underneath the screen and controls. The knobs were reminiscent of a stove's, and the entire set stood about as tall as me. Mom had a funny look on her face and she was staring at the television. A man was talking on the screen. Something was wrong, but I don't know if I asked her what happened or she just told me. Mom said that President Kennedy had been killed, shot by someone. I was confused and did not understand. How could someone kill a president? It was like someone killing god. I think this was the first time I thought that my mom and dad could die someday.

The above story is just one of the literally thousands of memories (13036 as of right now) that have been collected over at random access memory. If you've got tons of time to kill, this site is a gold mine. Yeah, many of the thoughts are pointless but there are quite a few gems also - just like your own memories. They've even started a separate collection for memories of the 9/11 tragedy that they call random access memorial which is pretty small but very poignant. And if you've got some memories you want to add, you can do that too.

A Cleveland man has been charged with felonious assault for trying to shape his 5-month-old son's head to make it look more like his own.

No comment. I just really have nothing to say about this story. Nothing that would dispel my utter confusion at the sheer quantity of stupidity that lurks in the world at least...

Taliban Phone Call is a nearly 500k Flash download but it is pretty dern funny! It's the sort of humor that only someone who has lived in this country could appreceate.

Uhm, does anybody else out there think that attempting to board a flight in Chicago while carrying nine knives, a can of Mace and a stun gun is bit stupid these days? Twenty-seven year-old Subash Gurung from Nepal seems to have not gotten the message.

Do yourself a favor and read the heart rending (and hilarious) story of 9-year old Rusty the Homsexual.

Take this simple quiz to find out if you are a blogaholic - it says I'm not, which makes me feel that this test needs some fine tuning.

If your blowser have a Frash capabirity, you too may find "The Way of the Stick" with this nicery done game.

It seems that CBS is a bit annoyed at FOX for running Emmy updates during the World Series.

CBS executives felt betrayed by Fox because the Emmys are normally a 'non-compete time and a show that celebrates the best in the industry on every network.'

So, like, what CBS is saying is that it celebrates 'the best in the industry on every network' and is 'non-compete time' but it should only do so on their network? Whatever!

Actually I have to admit they pissed me off with the Emmy updates too. If I had cared about the Emmy's I would have watched them, instead they kept blocking the bottom of my screen with a bunch of graphics which had nothing to with baseball. I almost wanted to call them and bitch them out for posting off-topic threads!

Damn! I really need to get my hands on some catnip bubbles which are like the regular soap bubbles you played with as a kid but with catnip infused. This stuff would drive my beast nuts! I wonder if any pet stores around these parts carry this stuff? I seriously doubt it...

Of course I could also use a new Cat Carrier^tm. Please don't let my cat see that link!

This fully licensed, or at least fully credited, X-Men vs. Street Fighter Flash game kicks some major butt!

Sexy Losers is a pretty obnoxiously funny comic strip that is worth delving into the some 120 back issues of! Seriously NOT work safe by any means though...

Cool little Flash toy which allows you to control a skeletal body via "wires" and controls. Pretty impressive for only 90k!

Well, the citizens of Massachusettes can sleep with clear consciences again! More than three centuries after they were accused in 1692, tried and hanged as unrepentant witches on Gallows Hill in Salem, Mass., five women have been officially exonerated by the state. It's interesting historically to note that all the accused were exonerated in 1711 and their relatives offered retribution but, whether out of fear or shame, not all the families came forward to accept the apology. Then, in 1957, a state resolution cleared the name of one victim but referred to all the other individuals as "certain other persons." The current bill which has passed through the Legislature names all parties specifically by name. That only leaves 15 more persons who were caught up in the "witch hunts" who have not been named...

Being a New York Yankees fan I am a bit nervous about game 7 but something always comes along to brighten my outlook and remind me just WHY I am a Yankee booster. This fake application for Red Sox fans who want to become Yankee fans is just blisteringly cruel and funny - and I know exactly who I want to send it to!!

Goonight dear readers - and goodnight to you, Mr. Primenumbershittingbear!

I really didn't mean to swipe EVERYTHING Red Dwarf posted recently but this sucker is waaaay too good. Some guy posted a list of things that he and his girlfriend have argued about. Christ, I've run away from relationships that were a hundred times less aggravating than reading about these two. I only got one word for this dude, codependency. Get help!

This just HAS to be one of the weirdest/coolest/strangest/(insert adjective)-est sites I've seen in a while! Thanks to Red Dwarf over at Ultimate Insult for bringing this to my attention! What is it you say? Why, it's the Prime Number Shitting Bear!!!

No, really it is! It's a graphic of a bear and it literally shits prime numbers as you watch. Why is that cool? Because there is a competition to see who can get a sceenshot of the highest prime number! Right now the top person in the "Hall of Fame" waited until the bear shat out the number 4,680,749. Hmmm, the bear is at 2251 right now - I'm going to bed. Instead of counting sheep I'll be counting prime numbered bear shit...

Man, I could have used a breastplate tonight, these two women kept grabbing my chest and pinching my damn nipples (not that this is a generally unpleasant thing.) Oh yeah, there was a reason why I was thinking about the chest area...it seems that someone invented an electronic bra that can be adjusted not only to keep breasts warm but to prevent them from bouncing (what the hell's wrong with bouncing breasts I ask?!) That's great for women but what I really need is an intelligent condom to warn me when bouncing breasts are about to become a problem for me!

Oh, and I suppose that I'll have to supply a link for pictures events at which I was being molested once I get them all processed and posted - what a night! (okay, the pictures are posted.)

Coastguard authorities say they have "conclusive evidence" that the increased number of shark attacks occurring along the United States Eastern seaboard this summer can be attributed to operatives in Osama bin Laden's Al-Quada terrorist network.

"We will strike the infidel from the places he swims, until there is no safe place to wade past his heathen ankles. Allah be praised. And Neptune, too."

<paranoia>Hmmm, there's been a lot of unexplained rabbit activity in my neighborhood lately, maybe that attack on Jimmy Carter wasn't the work of a lone rabbit working alone but the first strike by a huge network of small, furry creatures bent on destroying the American Way of Life^tm</paranoia>

Always on the cutting edge in new markets, Microsloth releases the first major operating system to be translated into Newfie as espied by alert Canadian reader Dave. 'Kay witchyou?

We blogged the RealSheep parody of the RealDoll site a while back. Luckily for all of you who were depressed because RealSheep doesn't actually take orders, alert 3bruces fan Jessica Taylor reminded us that the fine folks over at Muttonbone Industries are the makers of the Love Ewe - an inflatable sheep ready for all your amorous attentions!

A wee bit of Flash animation that will have all you old-tyme arcade game players waxing nostalgic! The MAME Song is pretty well done and includes graphics from a few of my favorite old arcade games. And, if you remember these old games and still haven't grabbed a copy of M.A.M.E. (Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator) I just have to ask, "what the hell is wrong with you?!" I have the Mac version running on all of my machines, including my venerable Powerbook 5300, and it kicks some serious butt to be able to play Xevious at the laundrymat!

Well, I got this in my e-mail today but since I saw it over at Booboolina first so I'll give her some credit...

The Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations (from Topfive.com).

One of the better name generators I've seen lately! The "Work Name Generator" tells you what people call you at work. It picked "Captain" for me which is a bit off (the forklift driver calls me "Jesus") but in chosing "that bastard" for Reverend Brian I think it beat the Turing Test!

If I haven't offended you yet today, you may be the sort of person who would enjoy reading the trashy comix over at Leisuretown. They're not as efficiently obnoxious as Hotendotey, which is my fave, but hell, nothing is!

And if you think the post below is sacrilegious and I should be ashamed of myself for posting it, here's an online edition of Heaven's phonebook - call someone who cares! You might even want to Ask the Arrogant Bastard for his opinion...

To balance the other days post concerning gay Lego porn I suppose I should also post a link to some Christian Lego porn! Yes, there is some nudity and cursing but it is all biblically accurate...

Jn 19:16, Lk 23:32 They then took charge of Jesus, and carrying his own cross he went out to the Place of the Skull or, as it is called in Hebrew, Golgotha. Now they were also leading out two others, criminals, to be executed with him. Lk 22:14 When the time came he took his place at the table, and the apostles with him.