The above instructions on this package are a bit off-putting - I'm not eating "cock soup" even with the toasted bammy. I'm sure that I wouldn't feel much better about these other naughty products either.

From the same site is a list of bad things that can happen to you and their corresponding dolor value.

Hmmm, Stor Troopers, Pimp Builder or Hero Machine?? Guess it depends on your rmood at the time...

...maybe a little fun with needles will help you relax...

...of course, you could just avoid all of that and spend the rest of your life playing with Soda Constructor or at the Mondrimat!

Hmm, seems it was raining mustard in Florida the other day, could have been worse I guess...

"All Your Base are Belong to Us" - The Evidence

Most Your Base Are Still Belong to You - The Correction


...also, we are having decided that follow Japan and Germany example, we are sell merchandise and purchase your base from you...


...Ha...Ha...Ha...

When setting up a small business, it is always best to hire a consultant to help set things up.

Has respect for the dead reached an all time low?


Although sometime's there is a "funny side" of death, most times it tends to be just a tad bit gruesome. Making sure that they're actually dead would generally be a good idea.


And, above all, creating theme parks based on forced labor camps is just plain WRONG!!

Since then they'd have my new address, maybe I won't renew my library card...

Wow! I could have REALLY used a copy of this at the meeting I was in at work today. It would helped prevent other images from floating through my brain pan...

Didn't you always feel that your thesaurus wasn't really covering your need for expanded vocabulary? Fear not, thanks to the internet you now can access a "profanisaurus" so that you can tailor your vulgarities to the situation and be less repetitive!

I know young punks always refer to older musicians as dinosaurs but I really like Knopfler's work! In other news, "urban archeology" is starting to become more prevelant...

I read a story not long ago about Marilyn Manson playing the role of Willy Wonka in an upcoming remake - praise the Lord!!! It isn't true!!! I can't stand that idiot...

You had better celebrate Valentine's Day like it was your last.

I know he was committing a crime but this guy doesn't sound like he was very determined. Maybe if he had this guy's persistence or a little paid training...

We ran across the Bonsai Kitten (click the pic above) website some time ago but who knew it would generate so much controversy. I guess it's okay for the government to fund Andres Serrano to take pictures of a crucifix in a jar of urine but SATIRE should NOT be tolerated!!

I wonder what sort of objects would be on display at a "sex museum"?

A few unrelated topics:

I wonder if, by law, she is still required to wear a personal floatation device?

I also wonder if there is a group similar to this one for the rest of us?

Remember those chalky little "conversation hearts" you used to pass around on Valentine's Day when you were a child (or maybe still do?) Well, here are some of the phrases that just didn't quite make it.

How "untelligent" are you? I am proudly 84% untelligent but test says I probably cheated!

My day is always just a bit bit brighter when I read stories about fermented beaver, regrowing foreskins, a lawsuit involving the PATENT RIGHTS to the crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the invention of wasabi (horseradish) toothpaste and a really tasteless practical joke. I hope they brighten you day as they did mine!

Remember the other day when I said that Californians were "full of shit" and posted this example of what they could use that shit for? After a bit of research I've found that we can do our part to help them by sending them MORE shit! It will be inspected (whether is bird, camel horse, human, etc. is up to you) and given to the "United Poop Service" (UPS) who will ship it in poop colored vans and deliver it to their door wearing poop colored uniforms. I'm sure we all know some asshole, loser or sonofabitch that could really use some nice, fresh shit...hmmm...

...oh yeah, speaking of "pooh"...

If you were thinking about proposing to your sweetie on Valentine's Day, forget it!!

What kind of marriage would produce two guys like this?? Maybe these guys just need to be punished in a manner befitting their crimes as happened to the ever womanizing William Shatner. Hitting on a gorilla? He must be getting desperate for tail now that his Priceline stock took a dive!

I always thought that Californians were full of shit, maybe they should put it to good use!!

Maybe if they had been given toys to help them integrate they wouldn't be frequenting this site (actually, I have to admit that I think this site is great resource.)

In Hebrew it's Anee ohev otakh (male to female), Anee ohevet otkha (female to male), Anee ohev otkha (male to male) or Anee ohevet otakh (female to female). Here's another Valentine's Day special, how to say "I Love You" in 101 different languages...