AmIGoingDown is great site that accepts the details of your plane travel and tells you the odds of your plane not making it to your destination. Unfortunately, it doesn't have anywhere to enter information like this.

If this guy had been a bit more assertive he could have ended up like one of these guys.

It is the year 2000, the world has become overrun by dickheads on fold-away scooters...now they must die for their crimes against humanity... Click Here!

Is it just just me or does Jaye Zimet (below, the author of "Strange Sisters" a collection of two hundred lesbian pulp novel covers and supposedly female) bear a striking resemblance to Stephen King in drag when he was younger?





He'd not be the ONLY famous tranvestite...

One of the coolest ideas to come around in in while is the SETI@Home project which has now spawned Yeti@Home, a not so serious take on research. Or is it? Look what else serious research can produce. Of course, there's always that one really cool research project that restores my faith in the applied sciences.

The year in review...

Another good link for Valetine's Day! Nothing quite says you care like a homemade card on Valentine's Day but it can be a pain in the ass coming up with convincing filler to put inside of it. The time alone could be much better spent watching hockey or viewing hardcore pornography! Do NOT despair! The Mindcandy site will do the work for you. With loving passages such as: "The frog I keep in my wallet, is holding my pants hostage until I tell you, Happy Valentines Day! I've been watching you from inside your closet and I feel so close to you!" - their "Psychotic Valentine Greetings Generator" is sure to make this a Valentine's Day to remember. If you get one that has "The little, black, shiny guy that always follows me when I'm driving, wrote a message in my pudding that demanded I tell you, Happy Valentines Day! I know I'm supposed to stay 100 yards away from you. But the voices say you still love me. I'll come by your work today and give you a big valentines hug." in it, I'd be wary though...

How many of your favorite books are the Top 100 banned books list? I can't believe that Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five", Daniel Keyes' "Flowers for Algernon", Huxley's "Brave New World", "The Outsiders", Madeline L'Engle's "A Wrinkle in Time", Steinbeck's immortal "Of Mice and Men" or any book by Judy Blume (let alone three of them) could possibly be "dangerous" to our children. Heck, they produced me. Uhh, foregt I said that...

Lists like that are brought to you courtesy of hypocrites like this one. On the bright side, less time spent reading means more time spent enjoying cattle porn, studying to be a better nosepicker or just plain learning how to be truly evil.

With Valentine's Day only a month away it's time to start looking at gifts for the special someone. If you're in a long distance relationship you might want to buy one of these but be kind and send a small memento along for those lonely nights (the possible usages of that item boggle the mind!)

Giving this or even this could lead to a lack of need for anything from here unless you surprise your significant other with your carpentry skills.

This is an organization that I'm behind 100%!! Maybe they could enlist some help...

I may never eat again!

I always thought that most criminals were stupid! What amazes me is that they seem to be getting dumber everyday. I think I'll sell some of these morons a few of this idiots products to help them out...if I don't they'll stumble on to this dufus's free method! Maybe I can even sell them some getaway vehicles...

Did you know that the odds of you contracting a flesh-eating bacteria are 40 times greater than the odds of winning the Pensylvania Lottery's biggest prize?

But, bacteria aren't the only threat to your body parts these days. Thanks to the internet, even a man who has been "bobitted" can get help from an eBay auction or if he wants something "more" a temporary seasonal replacement can always be put together!

Mmmm, tastes like chicken...

Web based animation programs such as Shockwave invariably lead to web based games. Not all of these are Shockwave based but they all are fun!

I found a "pair" of games for you Britney Spears fans out there. In my opinion, she is partly to blame for this type of behavior, whereas I think the men who inspired that article need a little exercise from this machine. Or maybe they just didn't heed good advice. Of course, the closest most Britney fans will ever get to their dream date is a Britney doll and a small investment.

This game is horribly addicting, kind of like this one was. And, in a severe retro blast, this site turns $1000+ of equipment into a $19 low tech toy.

My fave site for games has been Boneland for a while but I just found one that could dethrone it. With games like "Fluff the Kitty", "How to Make a Chocolate Easter Bunny" and "Spin the Kat" (worth it just for the sound effects of a cat hacking up a hairball during the titles) this has all the blood, gore and politically incorrect humor that it takes to get me through the day.

What got me to that page was the game "Dumb Ass Bass". Chock full of abuse, it came up while I was searching for information on the talking bass wall plaques. Where else but the Massachusetts Institute of Technology - Artificial Intelligence Lab would have information on those?

With Blogger panhandling for donations (we sent our $10), I decided to see who else was looking for handouts.

This was the obvious place to start and I even found free software to help you track donations in case you ever need to ask for them. Animals are a popular theme for donations collectors but this is just bizarre. Donation requests from some odd museums can be found, as well as situations that border on illegal or are just not what you think of when you want to make a donation.

What's even odder is when you find places asking people to stop sending stuff!!

Well, we made it back from the Sabres/Islanders game on Saturday. When we first got started, the roads didn't seem TOO bad. Of course, as we drove the roads steadily got worse. Too make it suck just a bit more, it kept getting darker out! We got a slight reprieve once we hit New York City and the tunnels on the Cross Bronx Expressway. Even the 11 to 14 inches of snow that blanketed the NYC/Long Island area didn't stop us from being there for the opening faceoff!! It was all worth it to see our Sabres celebrating a beautifully executed shorthanded goal! It was all they would need since Martin Biron was barely even tested during the game. Go to this Photoloft album to see the rest of our pictures from the evening. We even managed to get a puck that trickled over the glass. The drive home sucked about ten-trillion times worse than the ride there but it all seems worth it now...